6 Most Bizarre Sexual Injuries Ever

 

In love and war, all is fair. But it's best not to take this proverb literally when it comes to sex. So that it doesn't end up on this list.

Who doesn't remember Gregory House? The doctor played by Hugh Laurie in House, M.D., the worldwide cult television series. Those who watched the eight seasons of the series will certainly remember patients who go to the hospital emergency room for something less common. In those moments, we wonder to what extent there is reality in that fiction. Or in cases of sexual injuries that seem unbelievable.

Do people like that exist? Do they still believe in this or that? These are doubts that cross everyone's mind. But the truth is that there are situations that are a little outside the norm. And sex is no exception. There are hotter episodes that end in the hospital. And proof of this are the testimonies shared by real doctors, who reveal the most ridiculous sexual injuries they came across in hospital emergency rooms.

Do you remember the huge success of the film Crazy About Mary? Then you certainly remember the scene where Ted (Ben Stiller) gets his penis caught in the zipper of his pants. And the whole scene. With family, firefighters and police all involved in the commotion. All to see what was happening to the boy who was getting ready to live a magical night. Relive the scene and get ready to discover the 6 most bizarre sexual injuries of all time. Which were revealed by Women’s Health, who spoke to North American doctors.

1 – Spicy, very spicy

“I once treated a woman whose partner had performed cunnilingus immediately after eating something spicy. The spicy food left minor burns in the genital area”, shares Gabe Wilson (Texas).

2 – Foreign objects in the butt

“While I was part of the general surgery team I found some foreign objects lodged in the rectum. In one case, we had to surgically remove a pink softball and in another, a sizable potato,” says Joshua D. Zuckerman (New York).

3 – Celebration gone wrong

“A woman came into the hospital in extreme discomfort. She looked like a child, constantly shifting from leg to leg. We ran some tests to determine the source of the pain. When the results came back, the couple told what had happened. They were spending their first night without their newborn son. To celebrate, the woman inserted candy into her vagina. When the man performed oral sex, the candy exploded and the woman suffered swelling and burns,” says David Meyers (California).

4 – Painful lie

“One day, a city employee rushed into the emergency room. He was a street sweeper who had been with a prostitute and had fractured his penis. When I saw him, he was with the woman he told that he had crashed into a chair. I knew he was lying because there are only a few ways to fracture a penis. Privately, he admitted what had happened. The woman was not very bright,” says Robert J. Hartman (Illinois).

5 – Pain device

“A college freshman came into the hospital with a penis swelling like I had never seen before. It was truly impressive. After much questioning, he admitted that he had received oral sex from another freshman who had braces on his teeth. The braces had left sores on his penis, and any germs or bacteria trapped in the braces were feeding on the sores,” explains Robert J. Hartman.

6 – Ring of destruction

“A 60-year-old man came into the hospital with a ring stuck in his penis. He had erectile dysfunction and was having trouble maintaining an erection. He had read about cock rings and put the ring on his penis. The blood was not returning to his body. And the penis was very swollen and borderline necrotic. The doctors tried using ring pliers, but to no avail. The ring was titanium and there were no pliers for that. I was very worried, but I managed to remove the ring. It looked like the ring from Lord of the Rings but on a penis. Man learned that he could use Viagra and Cialis with greater success,” concludes Robert J. Hartman.