Who doesn't remember Gregory House? The doctor played by Hugh Laurie in House, M.D., the worldwide cult television series. Those who followed the eight seasons of the series will certainly remember patients who go to the hospital emergency room for something less common. In these moments we wonder to what extent there is reality in that fiction. Or in cases of sexual injuries that seem unbelievable.
Do people like that exist? Do they still believe in this or that? These are doubts that cross everyone's mind. But the truth is that there are situations that deviate a little from the norm. And sex is no exception. There are hotter episodes that end in the hospital. And the proof of this are the testimonies shared by real doctors. They reveal the most ridiculous sexual injuries they have encountered in hospital emergency rooms.
Does he remember the great success of the film Crazy for Mary? Then you certainly remember the scene where Ted (Ben Stiller) gets his penis stuck in the zipper of his pants. And its apparatus. With family, firefighters and police involved in the noise. Everything to see what was happening to the boy who was getting ready to live a magical night. Watch the scene again and get ready to discover the 6 most ridiculous sexual injuries ever. Which were made known by Women’s Health, which spoke to North American doctors.
1 – Spicy, very spicy
“I once treated a woman whose partner had performed cunnilingus immediately after eating something spicy. The spice left light burns in the genital area”, shares Gabe Wilson (Texas).
2 – Foreign objects in the butt
“While I was part of the general surgery team I found some strange objects lodged in the rectum. In one case we had to surgically remove a pink softball and in another a sizable potato,” says Joshua D. Zuckerman (New York).
3 – Celebration gone wrong
“A woman was admitted to the hospital in extreme discomfort. She looked like a child, always shifting from leg to leg. We ran some tests to determine the source of the pain. When the results came back, the couple told what had happened. They were spending their first night without their newborn son. To celebrate, the woman inserted sweets into her vagina. When the man had oral sex, the candy exploded and the woman felt swelling and burns”, says David Meyers (California).
4 – Painful lie
“One day, a council employee ran into the emergency room. He was a street sweeper who had been with a prostitute and had fractured his penis. When I saw him he was with the woman to whom he told that he had crashed into an armchair. He knew he was lying because there are few ways to fracture the penis. In private he admitted what had happened. The woman was not very intelligent”, says Robert J. Hartman (Illinois).
5 – Pain device
“A college freshman was admitted to the hospital with penile swelling like he had never seen before. It was really impressive. After many questions he admitted that he had received oral sex from another freshman who had braces on his teeth. The device had made wounds on the penis and any germs or bacteria trapped in the device were feeding on the wounds,” explains Robert J. Hartman.
6 – Ring of destruction
“A 60-year-old man was admitted to the hospital with a ring stuck in his penis. He had erectile dysfunction and was having difficulty maintaining an erection. He had read about cock rings and put the ring on his penis. The blood could not return to the body. And the penis was very swollen and borderline necrotic. Doctors tried using ring pliers, but to no avail. The ring was made of titanium and there were no pliers for it. He was very worried but I managed to remove the ring. It looked like the ring from Lord of the Rings but on a penis. Man has learned that he can use Viagra and Cialis with greater success,” concludes Robert J. Hartman.
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